In a desire to improve my vocabulary I shall now attempt to describe librarians via the aid of the list of words as published in today's G2 section of the Guardian:
While often misrepresented as agelasts and obnubilate, many librarians are in fact eximious, not only in veriloquency but also several times a week at becoming capernoited. They very rarely suffer from lethologica and can often pack a stunning verbal recumbentibus. Although few that I have encountered seem to be blatteroons, when several get together it often sounds a lot like drintling. It has to be said though, that in many organizations, librarians are in fact the very pintle.
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